E! Online - No, John Mayer is not doing comedy. The guitar slinger and recent Jennifer Aniston ex is standing up for the girl he just dumped. It probably doesn't make her feel any better, but props to John for coming clean while going off on a group of photogs yesterday in New York City:

E! Online - Shirtless Matty Mac with his shirt on? This may be a sign of the apocalypse, but if so, it's a very mellow, Malibu-esque apocalypse that involves Matthew McConaughey kickin'back Spicoli-style with some tasty waves.

E! Online - From Material Girl to Dita to Her Madgesty and every different persona in between, Madonna has had more nicknames than most artists have had albums.

AP - There was much dancing: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are married, according to reports.

AP - There was much dancing: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are married, according to reports.